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		<title>Grandmother And The Chair</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 19:01:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all called her &#8220;Grandmother.&#8221; In reality, she was my father&#8217;s grandmother and my great-grandmother. Anne Matilda McCaleb (née Farrar) was born on May 8, 1887 and died February 3, 1983 at the age of 95, just a little over four years shy of her 100th birthday. There was never any confusion among the family [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Rebel Gene</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 04:19:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul H. Tarver</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m expecting any day now to hear or to read of an announcement by scientists working on the Human Genome Project that they&#8217;ve finally isolated and identified the Rebel Gene. Being born and bred in the Deep South, I admit that I have a vested interest in this, but I am awaiting confirmation that people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spots In My Eyes &amp; Ringing in My Ears&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 15:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes life walks up and hands me a soapbox onto which I can&#8217;t help but climb. There are those who tell me that the number of soapboxes you find increases exponentially the older you get. But I really don&#8217;t think this particular issue is just me. In fact, I believe this is one of those [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Green Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Is For Aliens</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul H. Tarver</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pardon me while I climb up on my soapbox for a minute. The time has come for me to get something off my chest and it ain&#8217;t the grey hairs growing there. I&#8217;ve about had all I can stand and it&#8217;s driving me nuts. Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream eaters are some of the most [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Windows XP vs. Vista</title>
		<link>http://www.paultarver.com/2007/07/windows-xp-vs-vista/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 06:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul H. Tarver</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently at the Microsoft Financial Analyst Day at the Microsoft Redmond Campus in Redmond WA, CEO Steve Ballmer stated that by the end of 2008, Microsoft would have over 1 billion installed users of Windows. Ballmer said that this would mean that there would be more computers using Windows than automobiles in the world.I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BOLO Means &#8220;Bad Boy&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.paultarver.com/2007/01/bolo-means-bad-boy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2007 18:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul H. Tarver</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever been BOLO&#8217;d? Neither had I until last Saturday, and I have to say that it is doing wonders for my image. I&#8217;ve always been sort of squeakly, clean, geeky kinda guy. But now I have formally joined the ranks of the &#8220;Bad Boys!&#8221;
Never heard of a BOLO? Neither had I until last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Cold Up Here</title>
		<link>http://www.paultarver.com/2005/12/its-cold-up-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2005 07:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul H. Tarver</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I sit in my father-in-law&#8217;s den looking out of the window covered with thick plastic wrap used to lock out the cold, I can barely make out the blurry shapes of trees and the iced over driveway. What is unmistakable are the blobs of white covering everything and they look the same from behind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grog, The Fat Caveman</title>
		<link>http://www.paultarver.com/2005/02/grog-the-fat-caveman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2005 18:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul H. Tarver</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A gazillion years ago, a lonely single cell decided to divide and create a friend and though the process was primitive and untried, the cell heaved and pulled and pushed and in a moment of spontaneous creation split into two cells one slightly larger than the other one. The smaller cell looked at his former [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mowing For Peace</title>
		<link>http://www.paultarver.com/2004/07/mowing-for-peace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2004 18:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul H. Tarver</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mowing grass has become my preferred way to relax. Some people think that mowing grass is a boring, tiring and sweat-laden chore, but I have come to see that mowing grass can be a great way to connect to life in a number of ways.
All I have to do is start my mower and start [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Fortune Cookies</title>
		<link>http://www.paultarver.com/2003/08/bad-fortune-cookies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2003 06:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul H. Tarver</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve seen the beginning of the end of the world, as we know it and the vision arrived in a fortune cookie. I&#8217;m not kidding! Real end of the world stuff! Dog and cats sleeping together, sheep chasing lions around, early birds and worms hanging out and drinking coffee and stuff.
I stopped for lunch at [...]]]></description>
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